Microsoft is releasing C-flat, its new programming language. With Blunt Objects, you can avoid project cuts and bleeding edge solutions that many C# designers suffer from. With Blunt Objects, pound out solutions that otherwise wouldn't fit the problem. Flat interfaces guarantee a dull, familiar user experience with no surprises or innovation.
Their test project was the Microsoft Office Paperclip, which proved to be a resounding success, especially with more technically-oriented users (who affectionately dubbed it "clippy").
Each public release will be assigned an irrational number. The first public release is sqrt(2), or approximately 1.414. When asked why, a press representative said it would make it easier to fill up the documentation with an answer--whether or not it was the needed one. "The answer to every question will lie somewhere in each version number."
Press representatives said that language efficiency took a back seat to other priorities, but assured programmers that it would meet specifications.
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